Baylor University is the largest Baptist university in the world. Lest anyone charge the institution with resting on such laurels, it will soon become the first university in the world to offer a vaccine for cocaine addiction.

Just one inoculation and your brain on drugs will look just like your brain on Wheetabix (a wholesome, tasty breakfast food, you’ll all agree).

Question: If you have a fear of needles, can the vaccine be snorted?