In celebration of the first anniversary of DR. BOLI’S CELEBRATED MAGAZINE on the World-Wide Web, some of Dr. Boli’s advertisers have agreed to allow him to reprint classified advertisements that appeared in the very first week of electrical publication.
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DAFT OLD LADY seeking same for risky investment scheme. Must be Presbyterian.
ARE YOU SHY? So are we. Chances are you’ll never get up the courage to contact us, and we’re certainly too bashful to get in touch with you. Pathetic, isn’t it? League of Timid Persons, address withheld.
MAKE GOOD MONEY by advertising in the classified section. I started with nothing and now I’ve quit my job. Secrets of my success revealed. Send $100 postal money order for details.
ARE YOU GULLIBLE? It’s nothing to be ashamed of. Millions of men and women have the same problem. But millions more have overcome it with Dr. Boli’s Easy Anti-Gullibility Lessons. As a service to humanity, Dr. Boli makes these Lessons available at a nominal charge. The only cost to you is five easy payments of $49.95 each. Sent in a discreet package.
TO THE GENTLEMAN who asked him whether ’twas nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune or to take arms against a sea of troubles and by opposing end them: Dr. Boli says, Suffer.