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Wednesday, February 4, 2009, 10:16 PM

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    J.W.G. Hornsworth IV
    February 5th, 2009 | 1:55 pm | #1

    Sir:

    Every Walgreens store in Manhattan will deliver this in pallet loads directly to your Wall Street firm.

    J.W.G. Hornsworth IV, Esq.
    Charter Member AAPS
    COO Merrill Lynch
    Asst. Undersecretary to the Executive Asst. Secretary of Treasury, Nominee

    DJD
    February 5th, 2009 | 8:20 pm | #2

    It’d endorsed by the AASP, but I hear through the grapevine that the American Stupid Association of Peoples (ASAP) has serious reservations about the product; apparently studies have suggested that people only feel stupider after using it, but are in fact just as smart as before.

    Gaylord G. "Triple G" Grimsworth
    February 6th, 2009 | 10:16 am | #3

    Bought and tried. Absolutely worthless. Ehhhh, I have a red pencil box. Now back to my professor desk where I are a philosophear….phfilofoser….ehhh… filosofter….

    monkey
    February 6th, 2009 | 8:14 pm | #4

    I need some of that juice! Do they do international orders I wonder *ponder*


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