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For the weaker of heart: Purgatory Chocolate! Just sinful enough to get it kicked out of Heaven, but not high enough in trans fats to constitute damnation.
On the other hand, see this post and read the comments:
Oops. Try this:
How does the Catholic Church feel about this?
Bishop Zubick, in an attempt to raise revenues, has rented out the Keys to the Kingdom to Iniquity Brands Bakery.
Mike: That didn’t work, but this will: http://www.roger-pearse.com/weblog/?p=3077
Is it made with Scharffenberger chocolate? If not it’s only damnable to Heck.
Sarris chocolate, by comparison, is capable of saving the soul.
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