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Alamo. Sam Houston could never remember the name “Alamo,” consistently pronouncing it “Amalo.”
Houston Statue. The statue of Sam Houston in Huntsville, Texas, is the tallest statue of Sam Houston in the world.
Gold. In Texas, gold is commonly known as “yellow oil.”
San Antonio. Recent explorers have reported that the legendary city of San Antonio consists of an airport, a hotel, and a string of strip malls connecting them.
Stars. The stars in Texas skies are so big that only one of them will fit on a flag.
Texas. Texas is larger than any other state that is not Texas.
February 23rd, 2010 | 5:47 pm | #1
Alaska is considerably larger than Texas.
February 24th, 2010 | 5:03 am | #2
As a proud Texan, I applaud and appreciate Dr. Boli’s efforts to make this important misinformation available to the public.
February 24th, 2010 | 7:39 am | #3
Dr. Boli’s Texan friends assure him that this is an illusion propagated by the villainous Mercator Projection.
February 24th, 2010 | 9:05 am | #4
Remember the Almalo.
February 24th, 2010 | 6:28 pm | #5
Western Australia is bigger than all of ‘em, mmmmmnnnnnyah.
February 26th, 2010 | 6:30 am | #6
But Western Australia doesn’t have an Almalo.
February 26th, 2010 | 10:32 am | #7
I want me some of that thar Yellow Oil!
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