ON THIS DAY in 1066, King Harold II of England defeated the Vikings at the Battle of Stamford Bridge, finally freeing England from the threat of invasions and assuring himself a long and peaceful reign.
Harold’s fortune cookie read: When making judgments, don’t be Hastings.
What’s all this I hear about the English fearing the threat of Caucasions? Why I’m white and I think I’m a pretty nice guy. Some of my best friends are white and they’re nice too. I’d be fearing those Germans if I were King Harold.
Ehhhh, that’s threat of INVASIONS, Dr. Bjornsen.
Ohhhh, that’s very different. Never mind.
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