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BRITISH ROCK LEGEND Sir Jeremy Freakout, who famously sold his soul to the devil on stage at Wembley Stadium in 1972, was said to be “apoplectic” yesterday, after Satan returned the soul and politely but firmly demanded a refund.

Wednesday, September 28, 2011, 12:03 PM

3 Comments

    C. Simon
    September 28th, 2011 | 12:49 pm | #1

    It would be fitting if the Author of all Return Policies would have to accept a score credit…

    Martin The Mess
    September 28th, 2011 | 8:43 pm | #2

    I thought you could only return a soul if it was in unused and resellable condition, had the receipt, and it was less than 90 days from purchase date.

    G Overself
    September 29th, 2011 | 9:17 am | #3

    Holly Hutchinson sold her slut of a soul a long time ago.


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