You forgot the Rascal Scooters to ride through the pavillion on, and the
theme restaurants with authentic American food, which given the rest of the stereotypes on display here, would undoubtedly be a microwaveable TV dinner version of a deep-fried quadruple-bacon cheeseburger. And the shooting gallery where all the targets are cardboard cutouts of “your son, mistaken for a burglar” and “politician from the opposing political party”.
The scooters should have cup holders.
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