Ah, the flavors of summer!
The Pork Rind flavor would be better if they added raisins.
If paper mill tastes anything like a paper mill smells, I can hardly wait to try it.
Prussian Blue gave me the worst headache of my life. Do you think they might consider offering Cadmium Red instead?
It is rumored that Harry Truman never tried Prothonotary, further evidence, as if any were needed, that he lacked any sophistication.
Although the Mimeograph flavor isn’t bad, some customers find it oddly derivative.
Entropy is always breaking down before you can finish it.
Gold Leaf has been a surprise bestseller, with many customers purchasing it by the gallon. Curiously, most of them departed in vehicles festooned with Ron Paul bumper stickers.
Canvas is bit bland, but makes a great substrate for sprinkles and sauces.
It’s said that a mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. Now we know what happens when you feed a mathematician coffee-flavored ice cream.
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