THE SCHEDULED PERFORMANCE by Mr. Herbert Herbertson, the noted ventriloquist, featuring Jeremy, the world’s only mute ventriloquist’s dummy, has been postponed again. Jeremy and Mr. Herbertson have had a small misunderstanding, and are refusing the speak to each other. The management of Heptagon Gardens suggests that patrons may wish to take in a movie or something instead.
June 13th, 2012 | 12:40 am | #1
Hopefully the management of Heptagon Gardens can patch things up with Bozar the Clown and finally schedule his triumphant return to show business. Even if it mostly consists of him turning off the Jumbotron displaying his performance big enough to be seen from the cheap seats.