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A NEAR-RIOT marred the premiere of Irving Vanderblock-Wheedle’s new experimental drama Exeunt Omnes last night, as hundreds of disgruntled patrons demanded their money back. According to one ticket-holder, as soon as the curtain rose, all the actors walked off stage and never came back. In an email exchange, Mr. Vanderblock-Wheedle said that his play is a witty and ironic commentary on modern society’s demand for incessant entertainment, and as such was worth every penny of the ticket price.

Friday, August 17, 2012, 10:07 PM

4 Comments

    mythusmage
    August 18th, 2012 | 7:35 pm | #1

    The next step would be a play consisting of exists and entrances.

    Martin The Mess
    August 18th, 2012 | 10:59 pm | #2

    Nice freudian typo. A play consisting of nonexists would be an interesting surrealist take on theater conventions.

    Bruce Williams
    August 19th, 2012 | 9:05 am | #3

    Why even go to the theatre? Could not a performance consist of a number of isolated individuals considering, then rejecting, a visit to the theatre?

    mythusmage
    August 19th, 2012 | 5:54 pm | #4

    Martin,

    Why all the focus on freudian typoes when jungian typoes are so much more fun?


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