Is the strapping tape meant to bind together boxes for shipment, or as the only sort of toilet paper capable of cleaning up the mess left behind when Fiber Friends cereal unblocks one’s bowels with the force of a carronade?
I recall that back in the ’70s, when dietary fiber first became all the rage, one company proudly marketed a bread that contained wood fiber. I bought some, too. Kind of liked it.
Sounds rather like Raw Bits.
RAW BITS – oat hull and wheat chaff cereal.
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