The entire Tuesday issue of the Dispatch was incorrect. President Obama will not be appearing in the role of Isolde at the Week of Wagner Festival in Sewickley. Hurricanes are not caused by overuse of mechanical egg beaters. The population of Rankin has not doubled in the past eighteen minutes. Governor Corbett was not the star of a popular science-fiction program on the Dumont Network. Two and two do not make eighteen under certain limited circumstances. The Dispatch regrets the errors and promises to try to do better tomorrow.
Tuesday, December 4, 2012, 11:20 PM