Dear St. Wendell,
Momma says only good people can become saints so you must be a very good man. I wanna be a saint someday, too. But, Momma says only people who do nice things for others, like you do for your litte children, can become saints. So I wanna do nice things for other little children, too, but I need my piggy bank money to buy Momma some-in for Easter. So, I can’t send you money, but I will send you some candy from my Easter basket so you have candy to give to your little children, too. But, you better not give em too much candy, or their little fingers won’t be so small and nimble for too long.
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