Dear Sir or Madam,
I am VERY interested in pursuing a career in stapling and your six-year Master’s program sounds perfectly aligned to a highly motivated person as myself. Before I register, however, I do have one concern. I am left-handed and I will need access to a left-handed stapler and staples. Does your University accommodate persons with my particular need?
Signed, Stanley L. Salthpauwlicowski
Dear Dr. Holloway,
As an added testimony for those who may consider your institute, I note that I was pleased to receive the school’s Scholarship for studies in Advanced Staple Wire Applications, and with the knowledge from that program have since entered into a highly remunerative career as a combine-harvester-hay-baler operator. Many thanks again !
P.S. The previous correspondent may be interested to know that the controls of the combine-harvester-hay-baler can be set for right-handed or left-handed farm hands (safety first, always wear gloves when operating wire bending machinery of any kind.)
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