And if I put it in the box to the right, it’ll be . . . what, rejected? Couldn’t you misanthropes come up with a more efficient system for rejecting applications? But don’t fret! I won’t even be applying! I hope that doesn’t mean you’ll be offering me membership, because if you do, I’ll just throw that offer right back in your faces! In fact, I hope you do offer me membership so I can do exactly that!
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The Fratricidal and Malevolent Order of Humanitarians, by contrast, accepts applications that aren’t even made.
Just my luck, I placed my reject application into the box on the right and now I start work Monday at the Post Office!
What is “U.S.Mail”? Was that some sort of ancient method of sending communications?
This sounds like the perfect place for me. I would never join an organization that would have me as a member.
I will therefore immediately fill out an application and feed it into the paper shredder for faster processing. I will then orchestrate and execute a Machiavellian plot to deposit current leadership and bring about a tyrannical rule of terror, of which the FBOM is still seriously wanting and lacking, despite all the best efforts of its finest minds and wickedest wills.
Where do you plan to deposit the current leadership? I would suggest a chipper-shredder as a first step in your reign of terror.
Meh, I’ve only joined one group in my life, The Global League of Procrastinators.
As long as I never get around to sending in my application, I’m a member!
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