What an angelic little cat – is it an employee of Lucifer & Company?
Heeeeeeeeeeeeey, Dr. Boli,
Q: What did the plastic surgeon give his fat feline each night at bedtime?
(drum roll playing in this space)
A: A little cat-nip and tuck-in!!!
(cymbals clanging, the audience stomps its feet, hisses and boos loudly in this space)
Q: What prayer do good little kittens say before bedtime?
A: “Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep. If I die before I wake, I’ll still be left with eight.”
(the comedian is pummeled with rotten tomatoes and half-eaten apples)
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