From my inbox, a press release about a new book:

Everyone loves to wonder ‘what if,’ but it took one very creative writer to take it to the next level and imagine what would happen if a modern-day Jesus became a judge on a famous TV talent show a ‘sacred’ Simon Cowell! Please read the following press release and let me know if you are interested in receiving a copy of her fascinating book for consideration of an interview or to provide a review.

Oh, my. What would we do without PR firms? How would we know what not to read?