Matthew J. Franck
Robert P. George
William J. Haun
David T. Koyzis
Robert T. Miller
James R. Rogers
Russell E. Saltzman
This is not, I realize, to everyone’s taste, but for those of you for whom it is, I’d like to introduce Dr. Boli’s Celebrated Magazine. Here are some samples from recent issues:
Missing is the perennial early-bird special. I nominate the Friendly Freddy, a Happy Harvey served on stale white bread with a side of soggy saltines.
I can testify to the usefulness of my double Master’s from Duck Hollow U. Along with the degree in Tautology, I earned a second Master’s in Non Sequitur. Together they are invincible and, as the advert proclaims, I am a highly valued worker everywhere employers value degrees in these exciting fields.
By the way, DHU also has an endowed chair in Nameology and, I am quite sure, Dr. John Smith would be happy to answer any questions Mr. Bottum has in this regard (per his blog post of today).
This the funniest thing I have seen all week.
The only comment I can think of:
It is what it is.