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Monday, May 24, 2010, 7:11 PM

This is not, I realize, to everyone’s taste, but for those of you for whom it is, I’d like to introduce Dr. Boli’s Celebrated Magazine. Here are some samples from recent issues:

4 Comments

    49erDweet
    May 24th, 2010 | 9:52 pm

    Missing is the perennial early-bird special. I nominate the Friendly Freddy, a Happy Harvey served on stale white bread with a side of soggy saltines.

    ShowVonn Featherstonehaugh
    May 25th, 2010 | 1:21 am

    I can testify to the usefulness of my double Master’s from Duck Hollow U. Along with the degree in Tautology, I earned a second Master’s in Non Sequitur. Together they are invincible and, as the advert proclaims, I am a highly valued worker everywhere employers value degrees in these exciting fields.

    By the way, DHU also has an endowed chair in Nameology and, I am quite sure, Dr. John Smith would be happy to answer any questions Mr. Bottum has in this regard (per his blog post of today).

    Sincerely,

    S.V. Fanshaw

    Gary Keith Chesterton
    May 25th, 2010 | 9:35 am

    This the funniest thing I have seen all week.

    Mike Melendez
    May 25th, 2010 | 10:07 am

    The only comment I can think of:

    It is what it is.

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