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Wednesday, June 16, 2010, 11:14 PM

From the BBC comes the strangest, most awesome lead paragraph I’ve ever read in a news story:

A German student “mooned” a group of Hell’s Angels and hurled a puppy at them before escaping on a stolen bulldozer, police have said.

Anyone have an example of an opening paragraph that can top that?

6 Comments

    Feeney
    June 17th, 2010 | 8:26 am

    Very funny! Great headline too, Joe!

    ahem
    June 17th, 2010 | 8:56 am

    Was alcohol involved?

    JonathanR.
    June 17th, 2010 | 10:26 am

    I was sold by the time “hurled a puppy” rolled around. :)

    Are you sure this wasn’t something the reporter hallucinated?

    Diane
    June 17th, 2010 | 12:21 pm

    THAT is a paragraph pregnant with possibility for both flashback and action to come.

    It’d be a wonderful writing prompt for a creative writing class.

    If you haven’t read the rest of the story, please do!

    GeronimoRumplestiltskin
    June 17th, 2010 | 3:32 pm

    The story doesn’t provide any insight into the second thought I had after reading the lead paragraph (the first being “Canine projectiles. Cool.”):

    What in the world kind of bulldozer did the man commandeer that allowed him to outrun a group of Hell’s Angels?

    J.W. Cox
    June 17th, 2010 | 4:57 pm

    A pretty good lede, I have to admit. But almost as good is this bit near the end:

    “What motivated him to throw a puppy at the Hell’s Angels is currently unclear,” a police spokesman said.

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