SUBSCRIBER LOGIN

Search
First Things

Loading
« Previous  |Home|  Next »         

Friday, July 20, 2012, 9:00 AM

2 Comments

    George
    July 20th, 2012 | 10:16 am

    “Too much Catholicism is detrimental to a nation’s fiscal health, even today in the 21st Century.”

    This statement ignores many other suspicious correlations. For instance,

    1. The larger the number of olive trees per capita in a given nation the worse the debt problems of the country.

    2. The percent of a nation’s land area that is geographically considered a peninsula has a direct correlation to the amount of debt held by the public of that nation.

    Combine the above facts with this statement from the BBC article, and we get three easy steps that Italy can do to fix it’s debt problems:

    1.Close the Vatican and convert, en masse, to Lutheranism

    2.Raze all olive groves to the ground.

    3.Construct a pan-Italian canal just south of the Alps, thus converting the Italian peninsula to an island.

    Based on the data, in the article Catholicism is still MUCH better for your fiscal health than Orthodoxy. So, perhaps step one goes a bit too far…

    Marriage and Women’s Interests in the Atlantic » First Thoughts | A First Things Blog
    July 20th, 2012 | 12:45 pm

    [...] Don’t miss this post at The Atlantic by senior editor Garance Franke-Ruta (brought to you by First Links). Mainstream intellectuals continue to make really admirable progress up the learning curve: What [...]

=