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Thursday, July 16, 2009, 12:49 PM
James Ceaser

One thing is certain: the image of America and postmodernism are inextricably bound up with each other. Nay, I will go a step further and say — get ready — that they are “coeval.” (Coeval is a rare term used by a certain philosopher and his acolytes.)

How so? Postmodernism in its first phase had what can only be described as a difficult relation to modern science and technology. You need only read any of Ralph Hancock’s various “postmodern conservative manifestoes” on this blog site to prove my point. It seems that the mindset created by modern science, which understands reality as objects or “beings” (and ultimately as “beings” to be reckoned for our use), has served to distance us from an authentic encounter with Being. And that is something to be pretty upset about. Just ask Martin Heidegger. For Heidegger, and for a whole school of thinking that preceded and succeeded him, “America” came to stand for the very embodiment of this technological mindset and way of life. America, he said, is katastrophenhaft or the “site of catastrophe.” It dehumanized us, uprooted us, cut us off from access to the silent source of what can save us.

Heidegger even seemed to blame America for the catastrophic error of sending astronauts to the moon. (We will be celebrating the fortieth anniversary of the event this week.) The very thought of folks walking around up there, and taking pictures of the earth, ruined forever the very possibility of humans experiencing these bodies in their “original” or natural sense. As he said in his Spiegel interview:

Everything functions. That is exactly what is uncanny. Everything functions and the functioning drives us further and further to more functioning, and technology tears people away and uproots them from the earth more and more. I don’t know if you are scared; I was certainly scared when I recently saw the photographs of the earth taken from the moon. We don’t need an atom bomb at all; the uprooting of human beings is already taking place. We only have purely technological conditions left. It is no longer an earth on which human beings live today.

As you might imagine, all of this America bashing led to a kind of perverse fascination with this country in postmodern circles. To come to America, to do a travel log of this country, was to experience the flatland of modern existence. One thing, however, changed in the aftermath of Heidegger. It became unsophisticated to appear as blunt as the master. Rather than rail against our fate, it is better to embrace it, allowing irony to replace disquiet. So it was that Alexandre Kojeve identified America with the “end of history,” with frogs making music and all of that, and Jean Baudrillard feigned his enjoyment at the utter artificiality of Disneyland. Everything in America became “camp.”

Despite my deep admiration for these authors and their contributions to our literature, I have one complaint to lodge against them. They talked a big game about experiencing the American way of life, but apart from a stop or two in a place like Texas in order to establish their bonafides, they never passed any time in the heartland. (Truth be told, Tocqueville saw much more of America than Baudrillard or Bernard Henry-Levy, and Tocqueville had to travel by horseback.) So what better way to meet engage authors on their own turf, and do an authentically postmodern number, than to go straight to Kansas? If you want to experience the “real” America (l’Amérique profonde), shouldn’t you go right to its geographical center, which by some complicated method has been calculated to lay on a cornfield in Kansas, near Lebanon, I believe? (The marker is placed a bit outside of the boundaries of the field, as its owner had a capitalist hang-up about the sanctity of his private property.) And shouldn’t you visit Kansas around July 4, the most important patriotic holiday? So it was that I accompanied a star travel writer for the New York Post, Jennifer Ceaser by name, on a tour of eastern Kansas. Our itinerary began just outside Osawatomie at a local drive-in. We did what we thought was the plain old American (and therefore ironic) thing and pulled our Chevy SUV into its berth, ordering via intercom. The crucial question was now to be put to the test. Can you: (a) in 2009, (b) be served a chocolate malt and a lime rickey, (c) at a drive-in, (d) in a small town, (e) by a nice-looking, cheerful young lady, (f) without the least touch of self-consciousness or irony? In Kansas, yes you can! If a postmodern irony there was to be, it would not be the Kansans but ours alone, two smug Easterners who prefer to drink their coffee from an Italian espresso machine. We made a solemn pact to renounce any such pretensions and give ourselves wholeheartedly and spontaneously to what lay ahead. Plus, the malt was to DIE for.

We swung into Osawatomie, a town known as “the cradle of the Civil War.” One of the first pitched battles took place in 1856 on the edge of the town between militiamen from the slave states and the abolitionist forces, under the command of John Brown. The violence in “bloody Kansas” was the consequence of Stephen Douglas’s legislative brainchild, the Kansas-Nebraska act, which made Kansas the site of competition between the two sides. Recall, too, that the Southerners succeeded in adopting a phony constitution by a rigged process, known as the Lecompton Constitution, which the Congress in the end did not recognize. (I understand that there are some “realists” in the White House currently pressing to revisit the issue.)

The curator of the John Brown Museum in Osawatomie is as knowledgeable a fellow about John Brown as you would ever want to meet, having written his master’s thesis on him at nearby Emporia State University. He has a remarkably nuanced view of the radical preacher, denying the typical take on him today as a pure fanatic. Even the images of Brown’s wildly wide-open eyes, as if he were possessed by a spirit, turn out to have a more mundane explanation. The great abolitionist apparently suffered from an eye infection that left its physiological mark.

It quickly became apparent that nothing could be further from the truth than the postmodernist canard that Americans are an a-historical people. Many of the Kansans in these small towns appeared to be about the most historically rooted folks we had ever met. They want to preserve everything. They are connected to a complex past that includes the pre-Civil War events, the great interstate highway to the west (the Santa Fe trail), the cowboys and the cattle drives coming up from Texas and Oklahoma, the great prairies, and the Indians.

Next we visited Paola. If you are interested in late nineteenth-century architecture, this is a town you will certainly not want to miss. It is the site of some of the best work of the architect George Washburn, whom Jennifer aptly dubbed the Sir Christopher Wren of Eastern Kansas. He is famous for his designs of courthouses, one very monumental example of which is in Paola, and of Victorian-style homes of which there are many spread throughout town. There is also an old Ursuline Convent, with an approach from Miami Street that is about as lovely as you will find.

From Paola we traveled south to Garnett, which boasts a less grandiose, but arguably more beautiful, Washburn Courthouse. In the public library — almost every library we saw got its start with funds from Andrew Carnegie, the so-called “patron saint of libraries” — is a small art museum, the Walker Collection, which is contains mostly American, but which has one work by Edouard Manet — a whimsical sketch entitled “Spanish Still Life” of a crushed sombrero atop a broken guitar — and a beautiful little pastoral painting by Jean-Baptiste Corot. Violating my self-imposed rule here, I’ll just say that there is something surreal, if not downright postmodern, in viewing a Corot in a small town in Kansas.

Then off to Chanute. But I will save that one for last, because of the deeper theoretical implications of that visit. From Chanute you cross the prairies—it’s not really that flat — to Wichita, which is the largest city in the state. Its residents call it a well-kept secret. It’s older and hipper (or “cooler” or “hotter”) than you would imagine, with a “scene” in its old town. It is also a city of museums, of a famous science museum and a fine art museum, if your favorite is American. Mine, of course, is. My colleague Paul Cantor, a noted connoisseur — er, let’s say “expert” to keep this American—of all culture high and low, once launched a dinner conversation about American art by stating unequivocally that the greatest American painter had a name that began with H and ended with -er; the only question was which one: Homer or Hopper. Well, both are represented in Wichita. As I cast my lot with Hopper, I was pleased that the museum has four Hoppers, the two on display (“Sunlight on Brownstones” and “Conference at Night”) being long favorites from print displays. I now had my chance to view the real thing up close. It is one of the great pleasures of regional museums (like regional airports) that you can proceed without being harried or pushed around. The concept “at your leisure” still has an existential reality in Kansas. [For the interested, these paintings can be seen here.]

When I think of Abilene, if it is not Dwight Eisenhower that comes first to mind — I’m a political scientist and the visitor can see Ike’s home, library and museum — it is the twangy voice of Glenn Campbell singing “Abilene, Abilene, prettiest town I’ve ever seen….” Campbell came from Arkansas, so maybe his frame of reference was a little limited. (A last-minute web check disclosed to my disappointment that the song is about Abilene Texas, which was named for the Kansas town; but heck, there’s always Campbell’s other classic “Wichita Lineman.”) Never mind, Abilene is a very nice town, with no more than six stoplights or so. And, unlike the old days, no herds of cattle were seen being pushed through the downtown streets. There are two house tours, quite different, that no one should miss. One is of the Lebold Mansion, a Victorian structure with a tower that has not so much been restored on the inside as refurbished by two decorator artists who have sought to create the perfect image of Victorian décor. What they have created is the Ideal or Form of Victorianism. And they have missed nothing. I was happy to find a holder for walking sticks at the entrance, reminding the visitor that no real gentleman of the period would pay a social call without this accoutrement. The other is the perfectly preserved Seelye Mansion, which was home of the patent medicine magnate (or precursor to the modern pharmaceutical barons) Dr. A. B. Seelye. This house, done in Georgian style, is magnificent and has every amenity and object of good taste of the period, just as they were when Seelye lived there.

Now I want to get back to Chanute, another interesting little town, which still has a great soda fountain in its downtown drugstore (the Cardinal), and, of course, a Carnegie library. But there is something else in Chanute: a most unexpected museum of African art and of safaris in what used to be the town’s train station. The museum is honor of Martin and Osa Johnson, both Kansans, with Osa being a native of Chanute. They were pioneers in the genre of filming native animals and native peoples of the South Sea Islands and of Africa. Just about when Heidegger was preparing his Rektoratsrede, charting the path of the new and politically engaged German university, the Johnsons were releasing “Congorilla,” the first film made of animals from Africa using live sound. Which of these has had the greater impact, I do not know. Alan Bloom makes a powerful case for the Rektoratsrede in his classic Closing of the American Mind, so I guess it needs to be taken very seriously. But then I wonder how anyone could get through a long winter night without watching the ten best lion kills on TV, a genre that owes its origins to the Johnsons.

Well, Osa had a best-seller, provocatively entitled I Married Adventure. The book proves on almost every page that she remained faithful throughout to her spouse. This woman from Chanute took more chances in a week than most take in a lifetime. Johnson’s memoir, which has been sitting on my desk in close proximity to various postmodern tomes, is still very much worth reading. There is one episode in particular that merits close attention. It recounts an experience of the Johnsons with a native tribe of Kenya (the Turkana). The Johnsons bring in an airplane to their field camp, which is the first time the Turkana encounter this great marvel of our technology. Expecting to some kind of major shock from the natives, the Johnsons were surprised that the event met with almost total indifference. The plane took off and landed with no visible reaction. The only point of fascination was the shade cast by the wings after the plane was at a stop. The natives jostled with each other to take advantage of it.

Pushing the experiment further, the Johnsons persuaded (with no difficulty!) a few of the tribesmen to come aboard for a ride. I pick up the narrative now in Osa’s words:

A small village appeared below us perhaps a half mile from the shore. A few cattle, poor things, stood in the blazing sun. Martin [Johnson] asked our interpreter to point out a cow to one of the passengers.

“That is not a cow,” our Turkana passenger said emphatically and in some surprise. “A cow has legs.”

We saw his point after a few minutes. He could not, of course, see the cow’s legs from the air.

Our interpreter next pointed to a tree.

Again the Turkana shook his head; his mind was made up this time that we were very stupid people.

“That,” he said, “is not a tree. You look up to see a tree, and you can walk under a tree. That is not a tree.”

I have been trying all of the past two weeks to square the Turkana sage’s response with Heidegger’s reaction to the pictures of the earth taken from the moon. Let’s just say that at this point I have managed only to put the two experiences into dialogue. There are intriguing parallels, but I can’t quite decide if they confute or corroborate Heidegger’s argument. Confronted with a technological assault, the Turkana sage could very easily have seen his whole world destroyed. Yet by a simple (or supreme?) act of linguistic fiat, he avoided this dire consequence. His world lay intact, proving either that language is indeed the house of being, or that this sage, acting in behalf of the others, knew how to save his culture. Couldn’t Martin — Heidegger, not Johnson — have just summoned his courage and done the same thing as the Turkana, keeping his beloved “earth” intact, just as it was before the (putative) “great leap for mankind”?

On the other hand, it might be that our scientific mindset makes it impossible to engage in a similar act of resistance. Our mindset closes all possibilities save one: to remain open. We have no more choice to avoid questioning whether the earth has changed than the Turkana had to deny that he saw a cow or a tree: “Being” in its present stage of disclosure has us in its clutches, at least for the next few thousand years.

I’ll ponder all of this for a while. In the meantime, though, if you have had enough of unending commentary, espresso coffee, and dinners prepared in cute “stacks,” you should think of a real getaway to Kansas. It is as about as fascinating a place as you could imagine, an alien territory right in our own midst. And you just may be in for some quality Gellasenheit, too.

17 Comments

    Greg R. Lawson
    July 16th, 2009 | 3:09 pm

    I was born in Hays, Kansas right along I-70. It is a small town, but a very American town and I still have family that lives there.

    I’m not sure Kansas is a full blown microcosm of the Untied States, but I would definitely say there remains a certain genuine quality to that poses a great contradiction to the latte cafes of the eastern seaboard (or today, practically any urban or suburban based Starbuck’s).

    I used to think Kansas was boring, especially after I moved with my parents to Columbus, Ohio where I have lived ever since (though I well understand Columbus is not New York or LA metropolis).

    But I have begun to be a bit wistful of a simpler, more community based feel that seems absent from the urban world.

    A good article,

    Perhaps, Kansas does retain an element of the heart of America. I wonder, how long will that heart beat should we persist in out present path of secularization?

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    peter lawler
    July 16th, 2009 | 10:19 pm

    I’m certainly now convinced that Kansas is not a depopulated wasteland dominated by Wal-Marts and such. The nonironic drive-in with the curb service and malt/shake/lime drink etc. is not as rare or as exotic in our country today as the author seems to think. The question remains concerning how much is both new and good in Kansas these days. There’s clearly plenty good if evildoers have to spend so much time trying to explain what’s wrong with Kansas. Saying good things about John Brown may upset Bob Cheeks and other readers. So let me remind everyone that Lee and other Virginians thoroughly understood and admired him as an intensely honorable man willing to die for a cause–which didn’t mean they doubted they had to kill him. Hopper remains the postmodern conservative painter of being homeless and at home in America. I hope the Kansas vacation guide is out in time for next summer–how were the accomodations and the nondrive-in restaurants? And do they really drink Maxwell House?

    peter lawler
    July 16th, 2009 | 10:23 pm

    I’m also glad that you mocked a bit Martin H and his girlfriend Hannah A getting way too existential/metaphysical over space travel. Moving to other planets wouldn’t make all that much difference in who we are. That doesn’t mean I’m volunteering.

    John
    July 17th, 2009 | 5:14 am

    It is good to read Mr. Ceaser speak in such extreme ways, because he is speaking my language. I’ve read his books and I’m a great admirer, but I have and idiosyncratic story to tell.

    I spent the July 4th with my cosmopolitan relatives at the actual ancestral home of Lew Wallace in Crawfordsville, Indiana (my uncle is a wealthy fan of Indiana and a graduate of Wabash College who sits on the Board of Directors. He owns Lew Wallace’s home). I’ve spent the last five summer family reunions there.

    I should say that my uncle hates talk about how stupid Americans are–I agree with him. It is another reason why I love him.

    regardless, I am staying in Lew Wallace’s home. Here is the writer who wrote the biggest bestseller after Uncle Tom’s Cabin–whose house is populated by my relatives who are all contemporary cosmopolitans. But me?–I’m living in generic suburban Houston–League City, TX. Somehow my life is lacking compared to a cousin who works for Doctors Without Borders in Rwanda and many other hot spots on the globe. My relatives live in Milan, Rome, San Cristobal (Mexico), and even Cambridge, Mass–and they are all there. They think I am selling myself short (at least they have high expectations). I live in League City, Texas–a nowhere place in a nowhere land–but I am the only person in the crowd who has interest in Lew Wallace.

    So I live in Texas. I am one of those Texans that Mr. Ceaser thinks gets exaggerated in popular culture. This Texan at least understood the irony of the whole thing regarding my July 4th family reunion at Lew Wallace’s old place. This particular Texan–namely me–is reading Lew Wallace’s autobiography as well as Ben Hur while my relatives get degrees from Columbia to be smart and work for the UN.

    What a story! A Unionist (Lew Wallace) who did good, but circumstances screwed it up royally. Nonetheless, he later tried Billy the Kid, and was U.S. ambassador to Turkey. When you go to his library you can see all the stuff he brought back from the middle east. I like to study this kind of stuff–a Texan visiting Indiana.

    And it should not be forgotten that Lew Wallace wrote Ben Hur. Yes, we all remember the Charlton Heston movie–but the novel is an allegory of the American Civil War in terms of the Bible. In that sense It has some profound things to say about Christianity. What kind of freedom does Christ offer for believers?

    So my family 4th of July is weirder than yours. I am a Texan who stays in the Indianian home of Lew Wallace with people (whom I love) but who choose to live in Milan, Rome, and San Cristobal de Las Casas, Chiapas, Mexico. My family is way more interesting than I am–as I said I live in League City, Texas. My cousin who has been around the world with Doctors Without Borders lives in New York which is better than League City.

    I don’t mean to be speaking in terms of extremes as if it were merely a difference of degree. Mr. Ceaser’s book on European Americanism shows a type–yes a stereotype–but a type nonetheless. A type that is real and that should be questioned in spite of my Texanness (and my Indiana relations, and don’t even ask me about my Rhode Island connection which is truly much deeper and even stranger than Indiana).

    When one thinks of Mr. Ceaser, then one can only say that here is a man who has spent (at least a part) trying to interpret the last five American elections in a sober manner. I love Ceaser et al. on American elections. These books are the most level headed accounts of American politics written, but nothing beats Presidential Selection–a book that fundamentally changed my view of American politics.

    Mr. Ceaser knows his American history. He chooses John Brown’s Pottowatamie (sp?) massacre. Here is the hero of Stephen Benet’s poem acting in terms of justice but nonetheless acting as a terrorist. One should read a youthful RP Warren’s biography of John Brown in order to at the least get an alternative perspective. One should couple RPW’s youthful bio with WEB DuBois’ bio of John Brown.

    Nathaniel Hawthorne (the yankee) allegedly said of John Brown that no man was more justly hung. Lew Wallace–who was ready to fight a war to defend the Union and freedom–would disagree. It reminds me of Marilyn Robinson’s novels.

    Lew Wallace was all ready in the tune of Battle Hymn of the Republic. But my Irish relatives in Newport, RI (the hometown of Julia Ward Howe) would demur. My grandfather–fan of Bill Buckley and Alexandr Solzhentitsyn–and a man who had scholarships to elite RI prep schools which he had to deny in order to work for his family (he was the youngest of 13)–remained skeptical of this so-called genius that is America.

    As a Texan in 2009 in generic vanilla League City, I remain skeptical like my granddad. I don’t believe the technocratic future, and I plan to have kids who in their own way will refuse it too.

    Bob Cheeks
    July 17th, 2009 | 6:55 am

    Having a philosopher rummaging around historical sites is a good thing. Our own beloved Dr. Lawler’s recent “dust up” with the dirt farmers over at the Front Porch Republic with its associated plunge into American history has rather shaprened his syntax, focused his already legendary acuity, and, it’s rumored, put a little spring in his step.
    It’s good I think because it gets the philosopher out of the classroom and among the unwashed where he/she can become acquainted with “reality” and participate in all manner of refreshing insights not to mention the fact that history has a great deal to teach the philosopher who doesn’t want to become a philodoxer.
    I try to be careful with revisionist history, and any revisionism of the late brother Brown is bound to distrub the tender sensibilities of the latent terium quid, the crypto-Confederate, or the semi-active members of the Knights of the Klu Klux Klan, a white, southern and midwestern social organization that, I believe, Democrat Senator Robert Byrd, of W.Va. once served as Grand Keegle, or something. Not to mention the fact that John Brown was a bushwacking, murdering psychopath who got what he deserved.
    Re: the “late unpleasantness” my favorite African-American of that period is Nat Turner. Nat you may remember gathered up his posse and took to slaughtering white people. Now Nat wasn’t stupid he knew that those pesky white’s would call up the troops, form their own posses, or get those boys in white sheets out and go after him but he didn’t care. He was tired of being a slave and decided to go out like a free man!
    Now, to be historically accurate, during their spree, Nat and his crew took part in some real nasty rape, pillage, and murder reinforcing the idea that a history that accurately reflects the human drama is one that is rarely ever black and white, if you’ll pardon the pun, and is one reason why you may want to go about heavily armed.
    Dr. Caesar’s historical/philosophical essay was just delightful and I should hope there’s much more to come. That is to say, since his name’s on the masthead, he might want to contribute a little more often!

    Bob Cheeks
    July 17th, 2009 | 7:00 am

    That’s C-E-A-S-E-R not Caesar!

    James Poulos
    July 17th, 2009 | 8:43 am

    Again, isn’t the trouble with Heidegger that the technophobia misunderstands abstract ideas about science as determining the way we view our human relationships, rather than, say, the other way around? Emerson’s attitude toward Lockeanism gone wild was extremely ambivalent to say the least, as his essay on Napoleon shows. Yet Emerson’s pantheistic theology of individuality shows us how a culture of mutual, consensual instrumentalization can grow up from organic, technology-free soil. Indeed, French figures like Tocqueville, Constant, Montaigne, and Pascal, and big men on campus like Hobbes, suggest that when it comes to the intellectual history of the philosophy of the individual is concerned, all roads assuredly do not lead to Locke, for whom the relation between technology and the sovereign individual was intimate and essential. Seeing Lockes everywhere locks us into the same kind of malaise as Catch-22′s Col. Cathcart, who gloomily saw Yossarians everywhere. One result: Marx looms larger than he really should. Which isn’t to say at all that Emerson’s individuality isn’t itself capable of actively subverting the durable, stable, real individual person.

    peter lawler
    July 17th, 2009 | 9:55 am

    I kind of the like the counter to upgrading John Brown with downgrading Nat Turner. Here in Charleston the hero is the Denmark Vesey, who was killed before he could launch his revolution. As far as I can tell he was a very classy and noble freed black man who died in a failed effort to make men free. Let me know if he can be downgraded too. Postmodern conservatism, of course, is the mean between technophilia and technophobia. My own experience is that professors wash a lot less, on average, that average people. They certainly dress worse and shave less than phlospher-mechanics such as Matt The front porchers, as a group, are more literary and pretentious than Mr. Ceaser and much more conscious of their appearance.

    Caleb Stegall
    July 17th, 2009 | 10:30 am

    Anyone pomocon who wants the insider tour, look me up when you arrive to my exotic land (in the middle of nowhere as Lawler notes).

    Caleb Stegall
    July 17th, 2009 | 1:21 pm

    It is also worth noting that there is nothing new about tavelogue dispatches from Kansas sent back east to set atiptoe and give a tremor of the “alien in our midst” down the spines of the dandies and the ladies.

    See this:

    http://www.kansasliberty.com/opinions/editorials-from-other-kansas-leaders/caleb-stegall/kansas-day/

    Sample:

    One early travelogue written for ladies’ drawing rooms in Boston and New York opined that “Kansas is, and always has been, a State of freaks and wonders, of strange contrasts, of individualities strong and sometimes weird, of ideas and ideals, and of apocryphal occurrences. … A State like nothing so much as some scriptural Kingdom. … It has a more American population, greater wealth, more women running for office, more religious conservatism, more political radicalism, … more individualism, and more nasal voices than any other State.”

    Enough to send a shiver through any socialite [or pomocon], to be sure.

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    peter lawler
    July 17th, 2009 | 3:21 pm

    Kansas isn’t just nowhere. It’s the MIDDLE of nowhere, and so, for the esoteric reader, the key part of nowhere. A very advanced Heideggerian goes beyond the master by knowing that no-where is more important for illuminating “being there” than “no-thing.” Jim aimed to experienced being there in no-where, but as Caleb pointed out, probably didn’t fully grasp how wonderfully uncanny its middle is. But it’s no wonder that the postmodern and the porch come together in Kansas.

    Caleb Stegall
    July 17th, 2009 | 4:09 pm

    Ha! Well put, as usual.

    Bob Cheeks
    July 17th, 2009 | 4:17 pm

    Prosecutor Stegall, I for one am proud to know a resident of Kansas who in the proud tradition of Marshall Dillon keeps those cattle rustlers, and frequenters of the Long Branch on the straight and narrow. However, there is one problem and that is your state is so FLAT! How does one overcome the soul-robbing flatness of Kansas?

    Thomas R
    July 17th, 2009 | 10:58 pm

    There are some hills in North-Central Kansas. There are also a fair amount of libraries and Universities where you can talk about other places. (I’ve lived in Kansas since I was 5 and am slightly depressed to still be here)

    One thing in much of Kansas “going to Osawatomie” or “being sent to Osawatomie” means going insane in a dramatic way. Around where I live Osawatomie is most known for its mental institution, I didn’t even think of the John Brown connection. The few times I had mental health problems I think that term entered my mind, but I was never “Osawatomie-level” crazy. Anyway this made the title of the article slightly amusing to me.

    Robert Cheeks
    July 18th, 2009 | 2:14 pm

    Thomas R., My comment about “soul robbing” flatness of Kansas was meant as a jape, a rather poor one I admit.
    Kansans, I’m sure are all proud Front Porchers given to feeding the hungry, clothing the naked, binding the wounds of the injured.
    And, my prayer for you, Thomas R., in Christ’s name is that you live out your days in peace and happiness.


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