Hey sinner vic why did you bring me hear anyway cause Spengler's not hear and neither is David!
Now listen hear Victor, I never told you that King David was going to be hear and as far as Spengler's is concerned one of your dead cells told me that he was out to lunch.
Now guys don't try to get me in trouble cause I like David and remember that Spengler has always been fair with U>S but tell me sinner vic, why did you invite those those two dead cells that I see over there?
You can see them Victor?
Not really but a gut feeling tells me they are there?
Tell me which one Victor and "IT" won't talk to you again and besides, just like me, they are just a figment of your imagination and I brought them here so they could meet that sexy cleaning lady that every one at "First Things" have been talking so highly about.
Listen here sinner vic, you can fool some of the people all of the time but my gut feeling is not going to fall for that because "IT" can see "Here AM I Lord, I come to do Your Will" with those two dead cells so "I" know that something is "UP" and you can't fool my guts.
Ya! I know Victor! They're almost as smart as your rectum if you ask me!
WHAT DID YOU SAY sinner vic?
I was just thinking out loud and saying to myself that because you're a diabetic, you should make sure and feed your guts only the right foods or you could rec them, if you know what I mean. I wouldn't knowingly lie to you Victor, those two dead cells are simply friends of "Here AM I Lord, I come to do Your Will" and you know that "I" would not have brought them if I knew that they were "UP" to no "GOOD." "IT" just looks a little sneaky cause they haven't been eating the right food and/or breathing in the right air and the rumor that your guts are spilling is not true, they are not here because this is the site of the original church that this so call Jesus of yours had planned for His Children and if you don't believe me just ask them for yourself.
Never mine sinner vic and you of all should know that I'm not crazy enough to go listening to my gut feeling like some people do and between you, me, myself and "Eye," I mean "I" we want to hear from those three invisible so called friends of yours and "Eye" wants them to identify themselves first. Do you understand what "I" just said sinner vic?
I understand "IT" sinner vic but what if "I" UPSET "ONE" of them Victor?
Don't worry be happy sinner vic cause "I" will deal with "IT" if you know what I mean.
Enough already sinner vic and Victor, we want to see that cleaning lady who goes around saying that this "Jesus" is really our true son and we're not going to tell you who we are cause we are as "ONE" and if this place is the original church that your so called "Jesus" started, He needs a little training from our Staff of Invisible Angels if you know what I mean and sinner vic, we should have known better than to trust you again after you last convinced U>S that Victor's flesh was carrying a cell of this "Jesus" you all talk so highly of but when the chips are down, no body really knows if and the ones who say they know HIM well let's just say that after the curtains have been pulled they just keep "IT" to themselves.
That's not true and you know "IT" cause in the pass, when I heard those quiet voices behind the curtains at Saint Joseph hospital telling me to come and join them, there was no body there.
Tell U>S what we don't know Victor cause we saw you picking UP those chips and running with "IT" and we've been wasting our time falling you around ever since, so what's knew in your world today Victor? We were told by sinner vic that he was really your god and that you would be co-operating this time and that "IT" would not be like your so called "Turd" nervous breakdown where our doctors sat you in their chair with a pad and pencil and back then all you did was waste our precious time and this looks like more of "IT" cause I still can't see those so called Apostles and their Mother here like you said sinner vic. We should have known that "IT" was too good to be true.
Victor, I should have known "IT" right from the start when I heard your Msgr. at church give a great sermon about how Egypt was wrong concerning "Jesus" and "Jesus" never died and HE's still alive and he even continued saying in so many words that "Jesus" was there at the time and "I" started to believe "IT" and as I looked around, I could almost imagine
seeing a light of at least "ONE" dead cell in every body who was there shinning brightly so in other words, these Sunday body dead cells all believed "IT" and because about 5% of your body cells were shinning just as bright, Victor I started thinking that maybe "IT" was not make believe and then a few minutes later he said in so many other words again that "if "Jesus" was here right "NOW", he would tell you that "Israel was wrong in not accepting "Jesus" and everything He said..............
Stop "IT" right there and "NOW" you guys cause I'm not going to stand around listening to you dead cells who probably don't even exist when you claim to know "IT" all. "NOW" I see why my good Bishop insist that his priest keep a copy of their speaches so any A.S.S. like yourselves who go around getting hurtling into trouble by saying that so and so said this and that. Just incase you so called gods are trying to pick my brain cells, I'll have you know that yes "IT" sounded so believable and if he did contradict himself a little later by saying, "If "Jesus" was here right "NOW" He would tell U>S usual sinners)........ Listen closely, if that's the way "IT" happened then "IT" was a slip "UP" but personally if any of you dead cells really knew me like he knows me, he probably said "IT" because he knows that I've got a big ego and didn't want me to start thinking that I really was "Jesus" and who knows maybe he's been reading some of the stuff that I've sent my good Bishop in the pass and "ONE" was a letter to him saying that if I ever went to see him in the flesh and told him that I was "Jesus" then he was suppose to present me with that original letter which said in so many words to have one of there own also to present to me in return.
I hear ya! LOOk Victor! We're not going to call you a liar as to what you're telling U>S but right "NOW" you and who ever else is with you can see that the cleaning lady is not here right now but when she does show "UP" we'll be gay, I mean glad to them her that you guys called and had something important to tell her and I'm sure that being the lady that she is, she'll contact you in her own way so if you don't mind Victor we're going to join Spengler right "NOW" cause he just told U>S that he got a hole in one.
Ok Guys! I'm Sorry!
"IT" is ok Victor and please don't mention "IT" again but you must excuse U>S cause we must go and see how big that hole of Spengler really is.