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Aphorisms From Hell

My high school teachers liked to offer aphorisms to initiate discussion—“Your reputation is your most valuable possession” was a popular one, and another, “The road to hell is paved with good intentions.” That one in particular caught my attention because it sounded clever but not entirely true; and, like an unresolved chord, it begged for a sweeter-sounding conclusion.

To be sure, the intuitive sense of the saying was clear: There’s more to doing well than having good intentions, and you have to do what you intend. But it struck me that it took only a hint of cynicism or naivete to fixate on one logical sense of the saying: its apparent recommendation against good intentions. If the road to hell is paved with good intentions, the logic runs, avoiding good intentions means avoiding the road to hell. This is nonsense, but that doesn’t prevent the aphorism from leaving a bitter taste for good intentions. What the saying truly means is hardly as important as what is meant by saying it.

This logical but unguided mind might similarly conclude from the aphorism “No good deed goes unpunished” that good deeds should be avoided because they are costly. If any such guileless logician were present at the Council of Nicea, we can only imagine his interpretation of St. Athanasius’ warning, “The floor of hell is paved with the skulls of bishops.” Some of them might suppose he meant all bishops were destined for perdition, while others would conclude that they can skirt Hades by avoiding miters and crosiers—depending on which interpretation they like more.

Some people will argue that such popular aphorisms merely boil down truths everyone knows. But even if this is true, the sayings also transform ideas into habits of mind, quickly deployed in speech, tempting us to substitute them for arguments—and to use their authority to argue for bad ideas.

For example, “A little knowledge is a dangerous thing,” but that doesn’t mean a wealth of knowledge is without its risks. Today’s secular virtues of tolerance and diversity are often mentioned in the same breath as “awareness,” the opposite of humankind’s worst vice: ignorance. Knowing that influencing the minds of children is the most efficient way to change a culture’s values, modern social engineers cite “awareness” in the absolute to justify everything from graphic sex education for kindergarteners to the banal endorsement of deviant practices which many universities feature as part of freshman orientation.

“Boys will be boys” is another cop-out aphorism, being about as useful a phrase in the abstract as “Bachelors will be unmarried.” After all, if boys will not be boys, their alternatives are limited. Few still resort to the intuitive sense of the phrase, probably meant as a consolation to weary parents: “Boys will be unruly.” Instead, they exploit the phrase’s more useful facets. “Boys will be boys” is a fine expression of fatalism about male nature, and not just the likelihood of future misbehavior.

In the minds of some of its utterers, it’s sufficient rationalization for bad behavior, appealing to its inevitability—because boys will be bad boys. It is difficult not to see the phrase’s fatalism expressed in, for instance, the justification of abortion or the mass dispensing of condoms to high-schoolers by appealing to the allegedly inevitable sexual irresponsibility of teens.

When their efforts lead not to rewards but to further trials, Good Samaritans of all stripes take consolation knowing that “no good deed goes unpunished.” Yet as consoling as it can be, the saying can be used by a convincing cynic as a rationale for abandoning good deeds altogether. The person who was considering only his duty suddenly feels he must conduct a cost-benefit analysis. Conservative participants in culture wars can suffer slurs of bigotry and ignorance more often than fair articulations of disagreement. This kind of punishment in return for the attempt at honest debate can leave one wondering whether speaking up is worthwhile, and the aphorism can be understood as justifying avoiding punishment by avoiding good deeds.

When St. Athanasius warned the Arian bishops that hell’s passages would be lined with their skulls, he clearly meant not to make a threat or even a prediction, but instead to draw attention to the fact heresy is graver and more consequential for a bishop than for a layman. And yet the phrase has been deployed, sometimes cynically, to assign corporate guilt to bishops when only some in their ranks prove unfaithful. It has been used to justify rejection of the bishops' authority to teach or rule because, after all, they're heading in the wrong direction, and Athanasius said so.

The “road to hell” aphorism also gives a plausible rationale for cynically slighting good intentions. Many regard the motives of corporations with low esteem, since delivering profit to shareholders is the corporation’s principal aim, though many corporations do, in fact, donate unselfishly to charity. The unquestioned truth of the aphorism makes it all too easy to sneer at corporate motives without so much as an argument.

Call it abuse of logic or lack of a hermeneutic. The aphorisms we deploy in conversation are poor substitutes for argumentation, and mean little more than what we intend them to mean. And yet, because they are popular and presume the authority of popular wisdom, and because their very familiarity dulls our critical ability, the cynical can use them to win our assent to ideas we would otherwise reject. People who would usually reject sexual liberalism shrug and give in when someone says "Boys will be boys" or its more common variant, "Be realistic, teenagers are going to have sex."

The “road to hell” aphorism reveals why we exploit so many other sayings like it to bad ends, and why these apparently innocuous sayings, which strike us as truisms, can be so dangerous. Just as aphorisms can mislead by capitalizing on what the user means, so can well-intentioned, cavalier use of them lead down the aphoristic road to hell.

We know that we progress on the road to heaven only by good intentions. The road to heaven is certainly not paved with bad intentions, though some good may mercifully come of them. On the other hand, the road to hell is paved with good and bad intentions alike. Just as the aphorism argues that intentions don’t tell the whole story of one’s moral trajectory, it also points out that we can end up in hell much more easily than we can ascend to heaven, since intentions of both kinds can bring us there.

As C.S. Lewis explained in The Screwtape Letters, “The safest road to hell is the gradual one—the gentle slope, soft underfoot, without sudden turnings, without milestones, without signposts.” We have some good goal in mind, like the desire to make others happy or to avoid anxiety, but we ignore the moral signposts that reveal when those desires will only lead us down and not up. We encourage people to do something wrong or fail to warn them against doing it because we want to comfort or encourage them, and tell ourselves that we mean well. The aphorism, properly understood, warns us where this leads.

Kevin Staley-Joyce is an assistant editor at First Things. His previous On the Square articles can be found here.

Comments:

4.1.2011 | 7:22am
How about conservatives always doubting the good intentions of "do-gooder" liberals in trying to ease the plight of the underclass? Would this, too, be an inappropriate use of the aphorism, as if good intentions are a bad thing and "greed is good"?
4.1.2011 | 9:47am
JDC says:
Yes. Good.
4.1.2011 | 11:38am
pdn Michael says:
I used to get a newsletter from either Martin Marty or Carl Braaten or maybe some other noteworthy Lutheran; I don't remember.

I remember one humorous column that dealt with "hyperpythia." I only remember one of those sayings:

"The road to hell is paved."
4.1.2011 | 11:59am
Steve S. says:
I appreciate this deconstruction of what G. K. Chesterton referred to as the cynical (and untrue) maxims by which most modern humans live their lives. On the other hand, there is also a danger in cynically rejecting an idea merely because it is expressed in a platitude. Many platitudes are indeed false, while a good many others are true. The book of Proverbs, for example, is largely a commonplace book, a collection of sayings and platitudes that most of the readers of this blog probably assume to be true.

Yet there is always a danger in accepting a platitude as true merely because it sounds clever, just as there is a danger in accepting a rhymed couplet as true merely because it sounds pleasant. Platitudes are a kind of labor-saving machinery, intellectually speaking, and can be good and useful if they logically follow from true premises. Like the multiplication table, which we memorize as children, they should save us from having to consciously work through, over and over, concepts that we should be able to assume to be true. But like the multiplication table, our platitudes must stand up to rational scrutiny when necessary.

This also puts me in mind of Chesterton's annotations in green pencil of Holbrook Jackson's book of aphorisms, in which GKC approves of some and corrects or denounces others. (A facsimile is available on Google Books.) When discourse is reduced to the mere repetition of platitudes, a thoughtful person should always have a green pencil ready.
4.1.2011 | 12:50pm
Fred says:
_How about conservatives always doubting the good intentions of "do-gooder" liberals in trying to ease the plight of the underclass?_

Some conservatives do. But most of us accept that, at least in the abstract, many liberal "do-gooders" really do intend to do good. However, that is a classic example of the kind of good intentions with which the road to hell is paved. While intending to ease the plight of the underclass, liberal policies usually end up doing quite the opposite, breeding dependency (often multi-generational), destroying initiative, creating an entitlement mentality, harming the family by rendering fathers economically unecessary and rendering children means of attaining bigger handouts, etc.

Having said that about liberal intentions, though, it also doesn't escape us that liberal policies create a class dependent on the handouts sponsored by liberal policy-makers, thereby creating a reliable voting block, and that the more dependency liberals can create, the more likely they are to retain and increase their power. It hardly seems plausible to us that that is a coincidence.
4.1.2011 | 7:31pm
GlennB says:
@ Irene Woodward,

I'm a conservative, which is not the same thing as being a Republican or a right
winger. I can grant the good intentions of many liberals. But just as my children,
in wanting to help, sometimes make a bigger mess than what they wanted to help
with (throwing water on a grease fire), so it goes with many liberal policies.
Opposing bad policies is not the same thing as being against the poor. To borrow a
thought from Charles Krauthammer, conservatives may call liberals "stupid" but
liberals call conservatives, "evil.". I'd rather have someone tell me that my idea is
stupid and explain why, than have him tell me I'm evil and that evil is what motivates my idea. I don't even get the benefit of having good intentions. If only we could all spend more time discussing the viability of ideas rather than speculating about motives.


On the other hand, while I grant good intentions to some liberals, there are plenty of Judas Iscariot type liberals. They feign a concern for the poor while all along they are stealing from the public purse. Their true intentions of amassing wealth and power are hidden. They are the secular version of the corrupt evangelist,
denouncing evil and preaching government salvation.
4.1.2011 | 9:44pm
So...from the standpoint of conservatives is it possible to help the poor or can the poor only help themselves? What then of Jesus' admonishments to the rich young man to sell all he has and give his money to the poor? Or was Jesus not a conservative?
4.2.2011 | 12:44am
Good heavens! My intuition must be shot to that place lying at the end of the road paved with good intentions.

My first reaction to "The road to hell is paved with good intentions," has almost always been that it is a criticism of something like utilitarianism, wherein people have the best intentions, but where their actions do terrible things. Genocide jumps to mind, where getting rid of certain groups of people will solve all the problems. Great intentions, solving problems. Evil actions and poor reasoning in the end though. The scientific quest for knowledge ending in some sort of disaster is another situation that comes to my mind as good intentions paving the way to Hades. The aphorism almost always lead me to be humble in my thinking, that I might be wrong in my reasoning, practically and fundamentally. It hadn't really occurred to me that the saying might suggest following through with what I think might realize my intentions.

I also had a different reaction to "No good deed goes unpunished." I always considered it hyperbole that sends my mind to Jesus telling his disciples that they will face persecutions for his sake.

I also had a different reaction to, "A little knowledge is a dangerous thing." I picture someone saying it with a twinkle in their eye, actually using the saying to encourage people to get a little knowledge, the way Bilbo says, "It's dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door." A little knowledge can be the first step in a great adventure.

I suppose that all my gut reactions to the quips, although differing from Mr. Staley-Joyce's reactions, actually end up proving part of his point, that we'll need a bit more than cute quips to guide us on our way, that tossing around aphorisms isn't entirely conducive to fruitful discourse.
4.2.2011 | 1:03am
diligentdave says:
On the saying (which my mother repeated to me often enough as I grew up), "The road to hell is paved with good intentions" had an implied meaning, that good intentions alone are not enough, they must be accompanied with corresponding action. The concept being, as it flowed to my mind, that we may desire to do good, and we all should, does not in and of itself muster the corresponding good actions. "Good intentions" are, in this sense, an excuse. As in, "He means well..."

I, too, had to figure out that good intentions are definitely ALSO a prerequisite on the road to heaven. But, they are, followed or accompanied by a propos behavior, acts, or works.

I would agree with the assertion, however, that aphorisms can be dangerous.
4.2.2011 | 4:35pm
While I agree with the general thrust of this article, I should like to point out that the article calls "logical" what is actually the logical fallacy called "affirming the consequent." Let's place the offending sentence before us for study: "The road to hell is paved with good intentions." The dangerous idea expressed in this sentence can be given a shape more amenable to analysis in the form: "If I have good intentions, then I'll go to hell." The article suggests that "logical but misguided" minds are inclined to infer from this statement that, "If I do not have good intentions, then I will not go to hell." Now, this inference is not only nonsense according to its meaning, as the article suggests but also logically invalid and based on a logical fallacy. It is logical nonsense as well. In order to see this, we can construct a clearly flawed argument based on exactly the same logic. Suppose, for example, that, "If Bill Gates owns Fort Knox, then he is rich." This is clearly a true sentence, for whoever owns Fort Knox would be a rich person. But, if we negate the first part of the sentence (i.e., Bill Gates does not own Fort Knox), it clearly does not follow that Bill Gates is not rich--in fact, he is rich. In the same way, even if we assume that the sentence "If I have good intentions, then I'll go to hell" is true, it does not follow from the negation of the first part of the sentence (i.e., I do not have good intentions) that we can negate the second part of the sentence (i.e., I will not go to hell). It very well might be true that (1) you do not have good intentions and (2) you will still go to hell. All of these logic exercises are simply to say that it isn't merely on the level of meaning that these aphorisms are nonsense. The kind of inferences from them suggested in the article are also logically invalid and equally nonsensical. I point this out so that we do not call "logical and misguided" a mind which is actually "illogical and misguided." Otherwise, this article is well done.
4.2.2011 | 5:35pm
Terentia says:
Irene, this is one of the main differences between liberals and conservatives. You ask, "is it possible to help the poor or can the poor only help themselves?" There is an option which always seems to escape liberals. "We" help, as people, to people. If I spend $100 on food for hungry neighbors, they get $100 of food. Same if I give to food to a food pantry. If I give $100 to the local homeless shelter or to the Salvation Army or CRS, then about 95% will get to the poor. but of $100 of tax money budgeted for social services only about $40-$60 actually gets to whatever program is designated. Very poor stewardship. "What then of Jesus' admonishments to the rich young man to sell all he has and give his money to the poor?" Please notice: Jesus told the young rich man to give to the poor of his own money. He did not say: set up a convoluted and controlling bureaucracy Nor did He tell that young man to go, take money from other people and keep some for yourself, then give only to the poor who will not try to help themselves. That is how liberal run social programs work. "Or was Jesus not a conservative?" No. Not a conservative, nor a liberal. He is God the Son, second Person of the Trinity and above any such distinctions.
4.3.2011 | 4:50am
Donald Joseph Bungum:

These are good clarifications, and are worth exploring. Indeed, most of the mistaken interpretations of these aphorisms turn on fallacies like affirming the consequent, and in other cases begging the question and one case of an analytic a priori statement. But for most people who use these expressions, they're not thinking of logical validity at all. Instead, they only use logic (or at least they only think they use it) when it seems useful to a particular end.

So I didn't mean "logical" as a technical term, nor in the more colloquial sense people use--as a synonym for "reasonable." Rather, a third sense: a "logical but misguided mind" is one who uses logic without realizing its purpose.

Fallacies can be shown to be wrong, but don't always immediately sound wrong. Misguided logic, on the contrary, is an effort to use logic to make things sound correct when they're not. In turn, folks use those fine-sounding phrases to give weight to problematic claims and ideas.
4.3.2011 | 1:04pm
dota maphack says:
Aphorisms or not, most of what our so called "good intentioned" parents say these statements out of frustration at how their lives turned out.

Money doesn't grow on trees... now, how many times have you ever heard this? True, money doesn't grow on trees, but there are hundreds of creative ways to make money without assuming that the green back grows like leaves.

I'd say today's generation is better off without the dogmas of organized religion and the limitations it imposes on people.
4.3.2011 | 2:05pm
Dota: Endemic rootlessness is a good?
5.4.2011 | 9:27am
Nelle Senna says:
Fallacies can be shown to be wrong, but don't always immediately sound wrong. Misguided logic, on the contrary, is an effort to use logic to make things sound correct when they're not. In turn, folks use those fine-sounding phrases to give weight to problematic claims and ideas. On the other hand, while I grant good intentions to some liberals, there are plenty of Judas Iscariot type liberals. They feign a concern for the poor while all along they are stealing from the public purse. Their true intentions of amassing wealth and power are hidden. They are the secular version of the corrupt evangelist,
5.16.2011 | 5:43pm
I also had a different reaction to "No good deed goes unpunished." I always considered it hyperbole that sends my mind to Jesus telling his disciples that they will face persecutions for his sake. So...from the standpoint of conservatives is it possible to help the poor or can the poor only help themselves? What then of Jesus' admonishments to the rich young man to sell all he has and give his money to the poor? Or was Jesus not a conservative?
2.2.2012 | 3:22pm
Imdb says:
"No good deed goes unpunished." Jesus was the ultimate example of this rule.
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