Poised as ever on the cutting edge of the politically correct and theologically dubious, the Episcopal Church–U.S.A. will soon consider adopting a Burial Service for Beloved Animals, in which the following two Collects appear:
At the burial of a farm animal
Most gracious, good Lord, we are the people of your pasture and the sheep of your hand: We thank you for placing among us the beasts of the field and allowing us to care for them, and to receive from them food and clothing to meet our necessities. We grieve this day the death of A., and we return to you a creature of your own making, one who served as an effective sign of the generosity of your love for us; through Jesus Christ our Good Shepherd, who lives and reigns with you and the Holy Spirit, one God, now and forever. Amen.
At the death of a wild animal
Almighty God, who make the beasts of the wild move in beauty and show forth the glory of your Name: We grieve the death of this creature, in whose living and dying the power of your Spirit was made manifest. We reverence the loss of that which was never ours to claim but only to behold with wonder; through Jesus Christ our Redeemer, who lives and reigns with you and the Holy Spirit, one God, for ever and ever. Amen.
A former Vatican official known for his prowess with a deer rifle commented on the latter: “I have my own prayer at the death of a wild animal. It begins, ‘Bless, O Lord, and these thy gifts . . .’” Another priest, seeing this, said “There’s plenty of room for all of God’s creatures . . . next to the mashed potatoes.” To which Former Vatican Official replied, “Don’t forget the gravy.”
As all but the most dour of PETA people will agree, some of us have far too much fun online.
On a more serious note, however, this exchange coincided with an email from a Canadian theologian, noting that the New Age transhumanist Barbara Marx Hubbard is the designated keynote speaker at the August general assembly of the Leadership Conference of Women Religious, which the Vatican has taken into ecclesiastical receivership. My Canadian colleague did some digging and found the following, instructive excerpt from the collected works of Ms. Marx Hubbard:
Although we may never know what really happened, we do know that the story told in the Gospels is that Jesus’ resurrection was a first demonstration of what I call the post-human universal person. We are told that he did not die. He made his transition, released his animal body, and reappeared in a new body at the next level of physicality to tell all of us that we would do what he did. The new person that he became had continuity of consciousness with his life as Jesus of Nazareth, an earthly life in which he had become fully human and fully divine. Jesus’ life stands as a model of the transition from Homo sapiens to Homo universalis.
Irrespective of the insight that this remarkable passage gives us into the cast of mind at the Leadership Conference of Women Religious, Marx Hubbard’s blundering through Scripture and Christology does suggest one path to which the Episcopal critter prayers can lead. When the biblical metaphors used by the Lord (“people of your pasture” and “sheep of your hand”) are taken to imply that there is no substantial difference between human beings and the animal kingdom, then the temptation to transhumanism—the deliberate manipulation of the human condition through biotechnology—intensifies. As we can “improve” beef cattle, chickens and turkeys by manipulating breeding, we can make “better” human beings: transhumanized human beings, cyberhuman hybrids who are immortal. Prometheus, call your office. Aldous Huxley, how did you see this coming 80 years ago, when you were finishing Brave New World?
Babe was a great movie, but animatronics is not theology. Under today’s technological and cultural circumstances, confusing animals with human beings often leads to serious weirdness and deep trouble.
George Weigel is Distinguished Senior Fellow of the Ethics and Public Policy Center in Washington, D.C.
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Comments:
Leftism has only one moral absolute--a god-free world of equality based on common evolution. All shapes are intrinsically equal and of equal dignity: a tree is a boy is a fish. (The only degradation from such harmony is to manipulate or dominate others. Hence, Mankind is, to some twisted naturalists, well below innocent animals.)
Yes, Leftism carries with it a bias against all domination...thus an elevation of animals.
I think the prayers (especially the one for the wild animal) are over the top. We don't need to mourn the death of a wild animal.
But for one who worked for you or one who was a beloved companion, a simple, 'We thank you, Lord, God all of creation, for through your goodness we knew N, a beloved (type of animal), who made our days pass more smoothly. His/her life shows us the gift of your creation. His/her death reminds us that all that we are mortal. We pray that You will look kindly upon us at the moment of our death. We ask this through Christ, our Lord. Amen.'
George appears here to address the approaching mindset of equality between man and animal which Disney once called the "circle of life" but refuses man's unique charism in God's plan. That explains the oddball comments that Jesus did not die (or by extension, defeat death) but was transformed like a caterpillar into a butterfly. Christians think different.
Animals are equal to man. They are here "to serve man." I mean that in the companionship and Twilight Zone sense of the phrase.
She says the first thing she thought of in her confusion was to call the priest who had buried her friend. My neighbor is not Catholic, but had found the priest comforting at the funeral. He came to her house in minutes, bringing a shovel with him. She picked out a spot in the yard and he buried the dog. She tells me he said a prayer, I gather something like the one suggested by "jfm" above. His emphasis was clearly to help her, and to pray for her and her dead friend, and to thank God for the dog they loved. I know she found solace.
The point here is the nut speaking to the LCWR that is so far away from Christianity that they might have trouble speaking to an Episcopal meeting shows how far around the bend the LCWR is. The Vatican is not supressing a bunch of God fearing women who have given their lives for Christ. The leadership is trying to save the souls of the many religious who are put in danger by the heretical leaders of the LCWR. Don't dwell on Mr. Weigel's comments on pets and hunting. Focus on the LCWR and pray for their souls.
"The human species can, if it wishes, transcend itself —not just sporadically, an individual here in one way, an individual there in another way, but in its entirety, as humanity. We need a name for this new belief. Perhaps transhumanism will serve: man remaining man, but transcending himself, by realizing new possibilities of and for his human nature.
“I believe in transhumanism”: once there are enough people who can truly say that, the human species will be on the threshold of a new kind of existence, as different from ours as ours is from that of Pekin man. It will at last be consciously fulfilling its real destiny. "
On another note, Ms. Hubbard's reflections on the nature of the resurrection don't seem quite as daffy to me as Mr. Weigal suggests. A bit New Agey in tone, to be sure, but not all that far off theologically. Saint Paul, in First Corinthians tells us, concerning the resurrection, "What is sown is perishable [our "animal" or biological body], what is raised is imperishable....It is sown a physical body, it is raised a spiritual body." This sounds very much to me like a transition to an ontologically higher state of being, as Ms. Hubbard suggests. And, of course, we are all intended to follow Him there.
I understand that few who read this blog are going to be sympathetic to the animal rights cause, but the Catholic Church has argued in favor of treating animals decently. It's hard to fathom how animals being shot to death qualifies as decent treatment. Also, my guess would be that God did not create a plethora of creatures just so we could kill them and eat them next to the potatoes and gravy. Every animal has a life, that's important to it. Maybe it's not as important as a human life, but it deserves more than to be shot to death, don't you think?
It would be interesting to see what Mr. Weigel thinks about the work of another Catholic, who has written excellently, and in a most unfrivolous manner, concerning animal issues, Matthew Scully. The latter's excellent book, DOMINION: The power of man, the suffering of animals, and the call to mercy (St. Martin's Press, 2002). It would be difficult to praise this book too highly. Scully has shown considerable courage, in righting this book. He's a political conservative speechwriter, for G.W. Bush, Sarah Palin, and others! Here's a link to a book review, several years backhttp://www.nytimes.com/2002/10/27/books/the-most-compassionate-conservative.html
"Also, my guess would be that God did not create a plethora of creatures just so we could kill them and eat them next to the potatoes and gravy. Every animal has a life, that's important to it. Maybe it's not as important as a human life, but it deserves more than to be shot to death, don't you think? "
Should we engage in gratuitous violence toward animals? Definitely not. Should we eschew eating the flesh of other creatures, though? Likewise: definitely not. Jesus Christ in His Glorified Body still ate fish. So give me that old time religion; it's good enough for me.


