E.T. Needs G.P.S.

You have to love the headline: “Military Now Says . . . ”

Yeah, right. We’re onto the military and their filthy lies. First they unleash The Mist . Then they silence Dennis Kucinich . Now they’re guiding alien intelligence out of Texas airspace and into another space-time dimension, where our extraterrestrial “guests” will be given the Guantanamo treatment until they come clean about how on earth Howie Mandel has a career.

AND DON’T THINK WE’VE FORGOTTEN ABOUT AREA 51 ! And what about this , huh? Videotape doesn’t lie—only the government lies!

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