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Whose clever idea was this? Who woke up one bright morning and thought, “I know what people want to wear to the mall! A hand impaled on a pencil, that’s what?”

I mean, what are we trying to illustrate here? Jesus as more than a good teacher . . . yeah . . . teacher . . . teacher . . . what do you think when you think teacher? And what do you think when you think Jesus? Put ‘em together and —

No. Just no.

I don’t want to wear it. I don’t want it on a mousepad or a coaster. Here, guest, welcome to my home, and please put your drink down on the bleeding pencil-impaled hand?


And —



[Rating: 2/100]

Well, that was easy.

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