Which Church Father Are You?

All right, this quiz is dadgum everywhere right now, but on the off-chance that you haven’t taken it yet . . .


For the record, I took it twice. I am either Saint Melito or Origen. Make of that what you will.

But . . . uh . . . the Church Fathers collectively are . . . great . . .

Right, Al?

[Rating: 100 out of 100]

So which one are you?