What Hast Thou Found of All Thy Household Stuff?

Let’s see. In our ongoing effort to redecorate Sally Thomas’ house, we have eschewed any concern with taste, color sense, or price. Cruciform alone matters: Everything must be either cross-shaped or decorated with crosses, to fulfill this decorator’s commission.

So, thus far, we’ve found for Sally window curtains, hanging lights, and a throw pillow. We have shower curtains and a coffee table and a door-stop. And in the closet, of course, a clothes brush and a scrub brush.

On we go, with a new sofa:

and chairs:

For the bedroom, how about these covers for hot-water bottles?

And for the bath, this medicine chest:

Know of more that should go in Sally’s house?

Send me an email with your suggestions or mention it in a comment.

[Rating: 0 out of 100—except for the first-aid chest, which I kind of like. Let’s make it 38 out of 100]