Start your week off right with some headlines and other items (not all tongue-in-cheek) from around the internet:
Canonization Images at Catholic Eye Candy
Advent Preview: Watchman, Tell Us, What the Heck Is That Blue-and-Yellow Explosion Meant to Be?
Unitarian Universalists Embrace Moral Ambiguity
Pill Makes Women Want Girly-Men?
We Have Met the Vampire, and He Is Us
Better Living Through Religion; or, Who Steps In When the State Can’t Do Everything?
Jury Still Not Out
Albania to Repatriate Mother Teresa
Rabbis Say No to Shabbat Elevators
Columbus Day Opinion Shocker: European Oppressors Go Home, Take Idea of University With You
Religious-Studies Major Not Losing Sleep Over Mojave-Cross Case
The Iliad: Sounds Like Interesting Read, Is It New or Something?
Old News: Rock Music Inspires Winners of Blake Prize for Religious Art
Replace Your Satanic Jack-O-Lantern With . . . Uh . . .
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