Some years ago, I saw the following skit on Greek television. All
the political events and personalities are real.
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A man falls down and injures his head one week before the 1961
Greek election that featured middle-aged Prime Minister Konstantinos Karamanlis
being challenged by the elderly George Papandreou. The man ends up in a coma. He
wakes up in a hospital. He looks out the window and he sees election signs with
the names Papandreou and Karamanlis. The doctor walks into the room.
Doctor: Oh good, you woke up at last.
Patient: The last thing I remember is falling.
Doctor: You were very badly hurt. You were in a coma.
Patient: How bad could it have been? I couldn’t have
been out that long. The election hasn’t even happened yet.
Doctor:Yeah, about that.
Patient: I think old man Papandreou is going to win
it this time.
Doctor: George Papandreou died in 1968. You’ve been out longer
than you think.
Patient: 1968? I missed seven years of my life? And I wake up
just in time for another election? So Karamanlis is still holding on. Huh. So I
guess George Papandreou’s son Andreas is leading his dad’s party now. How is
the race between Andreas and Karamanlis going?
Doctor: The parties all have different names now. Andreas
Papandreou and Konstantinos Karamanlis ran against each other in 1974 and 1977,
but Andreas is dead too.
Patient: But the signs outside say Papandreou.
Doctor:That’s George
Papandreou’s grandson, George Papandreou. He leads the party his dad founded.
Patient: I’ve missed so much of my life. I could have
imagined Karamanlis running against George’s son, but his grandson? How is
Karamanlis still running? What is he like eighty? Eighty-five?
Doctor: He died at age ninety-one in 1998.
Patient: But the signs outside say Karamanlis. One of them says
Konstantinos Karamanlis. I can still see it.
Doctor: That’s his nephew.
Patient becomes agitated.
Patient: Doctor, what year is
it?
Doctor: 2004.
Patient begins screaming.
Patient: Papandreou and Karamanlis? Karamanlis and Papandreou? Year
after year? Decade after decade? Into a new century? I miss out on
my whole life and it’s still Karamanlis and Papandreou?
Patient grabs the defibrillator at his bedside and zaps himself
back into a coma
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I’m
going from memory so the comedy details were probably a little different, but
the skit really happened. Why am I sharing this story? No reason.
